Good evening! I'm LulamoonSage, your local D.E.D reporter coming to you dead from beyond the grave as one of several more people who have succumbed to the lethal cuteness of ILifeloser's comics!
Just what makes these comics so deadly is common knowledge, but what isn't known is why we keep coming back for more! Are we gluttons for punishment, addicted to the sweet embrace of DBC, also known as Death By Cute? Hear some shocking testimony from recent victims tonight at 11!